Feeling A Little Flat?

It’s OK to see the earth as a plane but sometimes we need a little skip in our step. A puff in our shirt, so to speak…

Let our SWAG put some swash in your buckle…

Some amps in your lantern…

Some totems on your pole!

We have  the best Flat Earth and Free Earth Merch available; conjured up from a variety of sources across the plane. Our mission is to scour every cubic meter inside the dome for the best artwork, crafts, clothes, accessories and baubles. This way, you only need to come to one place to find that piece that will please your discerning artistic interests. Is there a better way to wash the globe mentality away then putting on your favorite tee and hitting the web? We think not! Please enjoy our offers and please join in if you have a great idea or know a great Flat Earth artist or designer. After all, we ARE looking everywhere to find the best merch!